August 2012
682 posts
*20 years later*
my kids: mom what did you do for fun when you were our age?
me: i stalked your father all day long on the internet.
ppotterheadinthetardis:
waitingonabluebox:
...
starkpower:
hi my name is jeremy renner and everything i do is cute
reblog if ur single in IRL
darcy-will-taser-you:
the-water-warrior:
NEVER BEEN ASKED OUT!
To everyone who sent me those stars. This is for...
Askbox is acting weird.
Send me a ★ if you think that I play my character...
That horrible moment when you hit the post limit...
young-thor:
finding-thalia:
thunderous-storm:
hammer-against-the-ice:
...
peaceofmind-peaceofheart:
volstagg-themighty:
peaceofmind-peaceofheart started following you
Hello New friend!
Salutations, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr.?
Volstagg, the Mighty!
See what your followers thinks of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
peaceofmind-peaceofheart started following you
Hello New friend!
//Askbox is being weird.
So asgardsjackiechan
This is for you.
1 tag
Send me a “✔” if i’m one of your favorite blogs
lunathic:
the-deathscythe-soul:
Ship me with someone in my ask box and tell me why
shield-supernanny:
themeghanchakra:
heartofjotunheim asked: Ragnarok.
Put a colour in my ask →
uglybloggerproblems:
Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would...
Anonymous asked: Nightmare: Both Fandral and Hogun dying in front of you and you are powerless to stop it.
Anonymous asked: She does, the child doesnt
Anonymous asked: Having to cut Your child out of Lady Hildegund because she is dying from it (Nightmare)
Send my character a nightmare. I'll tell you if...
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
Dear hate anons →
thunderous-storm:
iamemmagodofsass:
beautyisnotseen:
disembodiedjarvis:
jar-vis:
Instead of targeting all the wonderful people I know on here. Come at me.
Here’s my ask box.
Allow me to add mine, Other Self
*tosses mine in as well*
((ooc: And I’ve made mine the title of this post for easy access. Have at it, bitches. ))
[ooc: Going to casually reblog this and change the link to...
Avengers Cast discovers Tumblr
Mark: Everyone, come look at this.
Scarlet: What is it?
Mark: It's this site called Tumblr.
Jeremy: Where's the "e"?
Robert: Is this some kind of Tom fan site?
Tom: Ehehehe
Mark: No, it's this really random social website, like Facebook...but they hate Facebook on here.
Chris E: Wait, is that a drawing of Cap and Iron Man?
Robert: I can never unsee that.
Chris H: What's Thorki?
Jeremy: Is my resting face really that scary?
Everyone else: Yes.
Robert: Oh, look Mark. There's us! Science Bros!
Mark: And here are more things about Tom.
Tom: Ehehehehe
Scarlet: Are you sure this isn't some Tom fan site? Cuz he's everywhere.
Mark: Yes, I'm sure.
Chris H: I guess the people on here really like Tom.
Tom: I'm sorry.
When I accidentally hurt a person: sorry
When I accidentally hurt a pet: OMG I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE COME BACK I'M SO SORRY BABY SORRY SORRY SORRY I LOVE YOU
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
captain-barbossa-tumbles-apples:
“Bring It … Ladies ‘Nd Gents!”
fiercestofasgard asked: That is good to hear. And what of your children?
starkindustriesonline:
imjesuschrist:
#when...
Reblog if you're a freakin' weirdo.
lawchan89:
fiercestofasgard asked: Do I now? Then let us share a drink and trade stories while I still have your time. How is the lady Hildegund?
Lion Hearted: notgoodenoughforodin:... →
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
“Oh, so you two are up to that stage?”
“Shut up!”
“You are. Aren’t you?”
“…..”
“Tis nothing to be embarrassed about!”
“I’m not embarrassed!”
“Then why are you not speaking more of it?”
“Because I don’t...
Lion Hearted: notgoodenoughforodin:... →
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
“Oh, so you two are up to that stage?”
“Shut up!”
“You are. Aren’t you?”
“…..”
“Tis nothing to be embarrassed about!”
“I’m not embarrassed!”
“Then why are you not speaking more of it?”
either i
dont have enough followers to get hate
or i
am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about
Lion Hearted: notgoodenoughforodin:... →
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
“Oh, so you two are up to that stage?”
“Shut up!”
“You are. Aren’t you?”
“…..”
“Tis nothing to be embarrassed about!”
Lion Hearted: notgoodenoughforodin:... →
notgoodenoughforodin:
volstagg-themighty:
“Oh, so you two are up to that stage?”
“Shut up!”
“You are. Aren’t you?”
heartofjotunheim asked: *stands up on the tip of her toes to press a soft kiss on his cheek* You are much too kind, my friend.
